I'm So addicted to Snapchat. Because it's a cool app Yeah. So sometimes you may don't know that you're addicted too. Here are some signs, they will help you out. Also the Wolverine post coming soon. Hope on.
1. It’s one of the first things you check everymorning. Nothing like starting your day off
with some funny snaps from your BFF, S.O.,
friend’s brother’s roommate’s cousin…
2. You have actual conversations with people
through Snapchat. As in, you and whoever
you’re conversing with take a ton of selfies
with captions. Regular, faceless text messaging
is so passé.
3. You’ve taken a Snap selfie in public.
Discreetly, of course, but you had to re-do it
about ten times because you took the picture
at such a low angle that your huge-ass,
unflattering chin takes up most of the screen.
4. You check your score constantly. You
wonder how people have 50,000 points when
you’re trudging slowly alone with your
whopping 3,000. Le sigh.
5. You check your boyfriend/girlfriend/
significant other/hook-up/crush’s score
constantly. Why is their score going up?! Who
are they snapping that isn’t me?! Why are they
snapping anybody who isn’t me?! Omg, they’re
so cheating on me. I’m done. Forever.
6. You’re obsessed with checking how many
“Best Friends” lists you’ve made. Akin to how
you used to feel when your Facebook statuses
got over 50 likes. On Facebook, you’re just
Friends. On Snapchat, you’re BEST FRIENDS.
#4lyf
7. You actually get sad when you lose your
spot on someone’s Best Friends list. And then
proceed to send them a billion of pointless
snaps just to make your way back on there.
8. You put up snap stories just to see who
looks at them. You absolutely LOVE this
feature because (a) You can see who likes to
creep on you on a regular basis; (b) it’s a great
way to tell whether someone has their phone
on them because HEY ASSHOLE WHY CAN
YOU LOOK AT MY SNAP STORY BUT NOT
ANSWER MY TEXT K THNX.
9. You snap people the most mundane things.
Mostly just to increase your score and
maintain your position on Best Friends lists.
10. You’re guilty of posting up a Snap on
Instagram. As in, you saved it to your photo
gallery, insta-sized it, and posted it up on
Instagram even though the symbols on the
bottom and top totally give it away.
11. You’ve actually sent a nudie… once or
twice. Because that’s the beauty and original
purpose of Snapchat! Plus you don’t really
have to worry… you think.
12. And immediately became paranoid. Do
Clouds exist on Snapchat? Oh, god, the FBI, the
White House, and Homeland Security just
totally saw me naked. I’m done.
13. You get annoyed with people who send
snaps that are stories. This is just widely
known Snapchat etiquette. Not that hard to
follow, people.
14. You make as many artsy or clever pictures
as you can. The screen is your canvas!
Although it’s kind of sad it only lasts for a
mere ten seconds.
15. You actually use the text messaging feature
on there. Especially when it’s midnight and
you’ve taken off all your make-up and
basically look like the Crypt Keeper so you
don’t feel like responding with a selfie.
16. It’s the last thing you check every night.
You even send out a few “good night” snaps.
Then you go to sleep soundly, knowing your
score just increased.
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